Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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