Me too!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I checked into jail on foursquare
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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