You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Randomize
