Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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