he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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