I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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