Midget sex pt 2 tonight
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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