When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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