you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
she told me i tasted like america
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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