The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wish I only lived at night.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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