theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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