Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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