no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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