I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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