She announced her abortion via fbk
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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