Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
vagina is talking i cant
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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