I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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