is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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