I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
They have beer where we have blood.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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