Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Randomize
