i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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