Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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