You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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