But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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