I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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