Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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