just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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