It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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