no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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