I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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