What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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