i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
