I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I can't put those talents on a resume
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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