One girl and one boy is just not enough.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
