he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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