Do you still have your period?
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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