To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Banned from zoo.
Again?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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