their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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