Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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