He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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