i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
meet me or not, i'm out of control
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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