My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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