There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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