Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Are we still banned from the library?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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