Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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