girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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