don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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