Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
jump out the window naked night went bad
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