I think im going to throw up on grandma
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Randomize
