got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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