it's not cheating when I paid for it
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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