i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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