Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
wow bdsm is so cute
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