Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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