Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
When are your genitals available?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
So. Much. Porn.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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