It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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